Failguard Fails Hard

I’ve been watching Asmongold play Failguard. Jesus Christ, the dialogue is so bad. Very, very bad.

“I’ve seen your work. Like that time you ditched your orders for a better strategy during a darkspawn attack.”

(Yes, that’s some actual dialogue from the first half hour of the game. And no, they don’t explain it further. That is meant to single-handedly explain why your character is badass and why Varric trusts you with the fate of the world. Jesus.)

Boy, I’m so glad I didn’t buy this shit.