I’ve been watching Asmongold play Failguard. Jesus Christ, the dialogue is so bad. Very, very bad.

“I’ve seen your work. Like that time you ditched your orders for a better strategy during a darkspawn attack.”

(Yes, that’s some actual dialogue from the first half hour of the game. And no, they don’t explain it further. That is meant to single-handedly explain why your character is badass and why Varric trusts you with the fate of the world. Jesus.)

Boy, I’m so glad I didn’t buy this shit.