So, this morning, I was playing the Jumpstart event for the Lord of the Rings set on MTG Arena. This is the deck that it gave me. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Sauron’s Breakfast.

Yes. It plays as dumb as it sounds.

Sauron's Breakfast

Hell yeah! I love this deck! Still at 59.44 % wins over here…

Ok, now this is hilarious! There is a company out there that’s currently being hyped by Magic The Gathering content creators and the like, called Mythic Markets. They say they are geeks and fans like us. They say they want to give us the opportunity to buy fractions of pop culture collectibles that we otherwise couldn’t afford. Like an Alpha Black Lotus.

What are they actually doing? Running a fan club. And selling virtual shares of things normal people can’t afford to people who can actually afford them. You actually have to be able to afford an actual Black Lotus to legally buy this crap. Except you’re not even buying stuff. You don’t own anything! Unbelievable.